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Mommy, Mommy, Mommy,
Dear goldfish,
Let me congratulate you first
Happy Birthday to You!
Do not get sick - the disease is not in fashion.
Eat barbecue in nature.
With dad together in the garden
Breathe fresh air!
Let the children not grieve
Visitors often come
And they call and congratulate
Realizing that for mom
We are still BABY!

As soon as, mom, do you have time to do everything?
You combine dozens of professions in yourself:
Psychologist, designer, florist, animator,
A tailor, and a confectioner, and a hairdresser.

You are such a teacher, and a nurse,
What the masters would envy.
At the same time: beautiful, smart, cheerful,
Mom, you are the main example for me.

On your birthday, I want to wish:
Good luck, love, sometimes still sleep.
For what you are, I am grateful to fate.
I wish you health and happiness.

Faithful friend - mother:
Always supportive and understanding.
Wise advice will give a lot
And the boy will not be taken away.
I wish you a birthday
To be beautiful and young.
All knights at a stroke
Drive everywhere with you!

My mother is forever young
And she is the most beautiful.



A smile suits you, dear.

Mom has a special day today!
A blush in the cheeks, and a twinkle in the eyes.
Mom is having a ball now.
I'm texting, but I guessed right?

I wish you a lot of flowers
And a whole sea of ​​French spirits
And ten crispy lemon dough!
Hooray! Happy birthday, mom, you!!!

Funny congratulations on the anniversary of mom

The brightest person
This is clear to me forever!
Happy birthday mommy
Today, I have a saucepan in my hands.
And you just rest
And only occasionally yawn!

What holiday is knocking at the door?
No, not until New Years.
Nothing will happen.
Let's wait a little.

May your birthday be
Let him sing, shout, call.
Let all the fairy tales wake up at once.
Let the wizard drink a cup.

He'll get you a dacha.
Already have? Let the island.
And a Swiss stash
The world is at your very feet.

Drink to your health
For wealth, laughter, family,
For good, well-being,
For the sweetest family.

For love, let him drink separately,
Horn full to the brim.
He is a magician - he will do everything!
Here is my verse.

How much energy in this woman!
How much care is simple, humane,
How much love and desire to love -
People who recognize her - do not forget!

So we wish her eternal youth,
Great happiness and heartfelt friendship,
Decorate the family hearth with kindness,
Walk through life with a smile!

You are the dearest being
Mommy, on your wonderful birthday
Our celebration will be beautiful
Accept flowers and these congratulations!

Let life run like a cloud, easily
And the sun of happiness shines brightly in the house!
Let autumn be somewhere far away
All the best, health, smile more often.

Such spiritual beauty
It is not often possible to meet.
We are happy that you are near
What a tremulous heart beats!

Eyes are beautiful and sad
They look at us with affection ...
And we confess on our birthday:
Mom, we love you!

Your kindness is endless
And care knows no fatigue,
Mother's soul beauty
Not subject to hardship and old age.

Let the year go by
And wrinkles fall stubbornly.
Be healthy you, mother, always,
Be happy, dear mother!

I wish you this birthday
To have a cheerful mood
To be you, dear mother,
Beautiful and happy most-most!

Here comes the moment -
Thank you for everything.
Today is a holiday - a birthday,
I want to give the best!
I wish you health, happiness
And I tell you, loving:
Today, mom, congratulations
I am grateful to you!

Dear! Darling! We need you!
You are kind and beautiful, tender in your heart.
Always be healthy and cheerful
May the sun of good luck light your path.

Mommy dear, on this holiday
I wish you well, happiness, light!
And of course - good health!
May everyone treat you with love!

Happy birthday to mom

Faithful friend - mother:
Always supportive and understanding.
Wise advice will give a lot
And the boy will not be taken away.
I wish you a birthday
To be beautiful and young.
All knights at a stroke
Drive everywhere with you!

My mother is forever young
And she is the most beautiful.
And on my mother's birthday, I wish
To intoxicate happiness without wine!
Be cheerful and smile more often
A smile suits you, dear.
Try to make dad jealous
Let him live a little on edge!

We wanted to congratulate you
And they began to think - what to say?
Such a lovely sweet mother
What lines to write?
Whatever you say, it won't be enough.
Though it will be nice, but not that.
After all, you are such a mother,
With which the sky is on the shoulder!
With which the sea is knee-deep,
With which it is simple and easy!
Mommy, you are our dear,
We love you dearly.
We want you to be beautiful
Live happily, sleep peacefully,
Health so as not to knock down
And don't care about problems!

My mother, you are also a friend,
Let everything be cool with you
Powder your nose and go
Gathered to celebrate the people!
You, maman, I wish
So that you never know grief
She was a super class beauty,
Played for you so that jazz
With daddy ... well, you understand
Business would be successful
I wish my heart does not grow old,
Hang on the horizontal bar a hundred times,
You are always an example for me
I appreciate you as a treasure, believe me!

Happy birthday mommy
My darling!
Let them shine with joy
Kind eyes.

And no matter how much
You celebrate years
Timeless
The taste of your meatballs.

You are our beauty
With a subtle soul
Fragile but strong.
Our earthly angel.

May your health
Growing stronger every day
Joy and laughter
The house will be full.

With my mother it is always easy for me,
The house with her is warm and light.
heartfelt conversations,
Important for our mothers
I need to start more often
Take their advice
And argue less with them,
And not to argue at all.
We wish you wisdom
And do without difficulties.

Mom, happy holiday, dear!
I love you the most!
On an autumn day I wish
In the furnace of bright fire
Delicious pies and bread
In a house of complete cleanliness,
And a cloudless sky
The sun is clear, like you!
Just no way, mommy,
I cannot wish
So that an obedient son
You managed to educate!

Who always wipes snot,
Makes the best soup ever?
Erases, washes, cleans
And loves your cheerful laugh?
And even loves your tears
That you pour often for no reason,
Will pull the goat out of the nose,
Going to the store for bread?
All this dear mother,
You are more beautiful, brighter than all the lights!
On Mother's Day we wish
Good health and strength!

Mother's Day is long overdue
Give out medals
To all those who from night to morning
Can't sleep for a long time.
At first, just because
That the little one does not sleep:
Then give him milk
That throat hurts!
Well, then mom is waiting
From the kid's party.
He might crawl drunk
In the pockets - not a penny!
We grow up, mother grows old.
Give her warmth!
We want to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

All the kids are quiet today.
Today is a special day.
Today Sasha and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.
So that moms even a day
You could rest completely
After all, today is Mother's Day
Celebrates the whole country!
Our dear mothers
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
So that every day you become more beautiful,
Though for us you are always good!
Forget for today
About all your problems!
You can calmly today
Think of yourself!
Visit SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too
Buy a haute couture outfit
Sit with friends in a cafe!
Rock out today to the fullest!
Because tomorrow will start again
Ironing, laundry, cleaning,
You have to stand at the stove...
But don't be upset
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations today
Your beloved children!

Kindness, awe and care
Everything is in you and forever.
Spoon of soup and compote,
A bowl of porridge is expensive.
We know in difficult times
You are able to help us.
And a closed cabin
Crush the water in a mortar.
You're breaking mountains for us
Put the world on your chest.
Let the mental shutters
Tie together like knots.

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child, he pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, I lost my portfolio,
Checked the door for strength!

He stomped around the apartment in boots
And smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: "Crocodile!"

I'm being rude
And a couch crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!

mother's day once
Appointed golden in autumn,
To wrap the sons
Mom in down scarves!

Well, mommy? Did I torture you?
Walking, partying, failing?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger that is growing quietly!

He will avenge all your sorrows
He will give a light so much that, well, well ...
Your granddaughter, so meek at first,
Will arrange a local war for the pope.

On Mother's Day I will congratulate you quietly,
I want to enjoy completely
That spectacle when the granddaughter famously
I will be defeated in a small war!

Mother's Day is a good opportunity to express your feelings to your loved one. Mom, thank you for the excessive care and excessive vigilance! If the love of children was put up for auction, then yours would become the most expensive lot. But I will never refuse such wealth! I wish you to remain damn attractive and have angelic patience!

My amazing and cheerful mother, I wish you to be mistaken for my sister in the future. However, I want to wish myself that my fans do not look at you too much. And both of us can only wish to continue to be the same bosom friends and also have fun spending the weekend together, as now!

I know that I'm not a gift
I'm a surprise, whatever one may say:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot ahead.

Only you, dear mother,
Believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith
I am satisfied and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy Mother's Day!
I can add one thing:
For you I will give my life.

You are the charm
Life is a sweet creature!
Patient and smart
And beautiful and slim!
Also, you are a super mom.
Cool lady friend!

I wish you this important holiday,
So that your character is brave,
So that the child is a miracle fidget
Always listening to your conversations!

I wish you endless beauty
To you, girlfriend, in the universe!
Happy Mother's Day! Stay the best
And don't be shy to be happy!

Let the children, girlfriend, do not get sick,
Husband loves more every day
Faith and love warm the heart
Your house is protected from quarrels and cold.

Dear friend! Manage to be in several places at the same time, take care of family members and stay cute and beautiful! In general, be a great mom, which you are! Happy Mother's Day!

Let the white kids not bring to the knee
Your tricks every day.
Don't let them drive you crazy
And the nerves will be like flint.

Happy Mother's Day, dear!
Girlfriend, everything will be fine.
Let no sadness disturb
And let it be clear and warm in the soul.

To be a mother, oh, how difficult it is,
Ninety percent...
The remaining ten are heaven:
Iron, wash and clean...

Breakfast, dinner and lunch -
Always welded and heated
School, nursery, kindergarten -
To be a mother, well, everyone is happy! ..

House cleaning every day
It's exactly like the law:
Do not fulfill, because it is impossible,
This is mother's way!

Noise and cries of babies:
“Give it. Pour that...
I don't want this at all...
If you don't, I'll scream..."

In a word, to be a mother -
It is to love everyone around
And yourself ... well, as you have to ...
Maybe there will be time!

Being a mom is not easy at all.
Know the answer to all questions
Like a bee to work in the morning
And try not to fight.

I congratulate you on the holiday
And I want to relax.
Sit down, pour a glass of wine
You are alone!

I congratulate you on Mother's Day and I want to wish that the nerves do not “sparkle”, that the eye does not twitch, that the children are proud of their mother, that the brain does not “twist” from tension. I wish to be a mother-darling, a reliable adviser and a good friend.

Let Mother's Day give
Fantastic laziness:
To live without straining -
Having fun and having fun!

So that household chores
They made themselves
I prepared dinner
From potatoes and meatballs.

And the apartment itself
Cleaned and washed...
And let it not be so -
But at least dream!

Wash and cook
Clean up and prepare everything
And stroke, feed,
Nobody to forget!

To be a mother, well, just heaven,
Everything, you always have time
Fuss, rush, blockage,
Sometimes passions run high.

Happy World Mothers Day,
More lazy days for everyone
To not forget yourself
Sometimes even indulge!

And have more patience
Cool mood for you
Motherhood is not easy
But in the family you are the main bridge.

You are always a link in the family
First and forever
You love your family, appreciate
To be the best mom in the world!

Let patience not fail
The back does not stoop
The mood will be cool
From dawn to late!

Let the stars shine in your eyes
The kids love them so much.
Being a mom is not easy at all
So Happy Mother's Day!

Mom, dear mom,
On this happy day
I wish you eternal beauty
May you bloom like a flower!

You are kind, like a fairy,
You are my magic!
The world around will become brighter
If together you and me!

Smile brightly
And shine like a star!
Remember mom you're gorgeous
And you will always be like this!

May Mother's Day give
Sea of ​​happiness and kindness
And overwhelming success
Light, tenderness, warmth.

And also - the usual rest,
In addition to simple pleasures:
Being a mom is not easy
No pay or holidays!

It hasn't been a secret for a long time.
There is no smarter mother in the world,
After all, you are the most beautiful in the world,
My mommy, my lady!

You are so sweet and good
Good, your soul is pure,
The same, mom, stay
And smile brightly!

Let your eyes shine
Let the world give colors!
Blossom, mommy, like spring,
After all, you should be happy!

Congratulations from the bottom of my heart
With this magical holiday!
Let luck rustle
An extraordinary happiness.

Let it ring every day
Fulfillment of dreams
It's cool to be a mom
The rest is all details!

Mom... like an octopus!
Or like a centipede.
Because every day
Gives mom a hundred things!

Laundry, ironing, and cleaning,
And lessons, and cooking,
Workouts, gardening
Moms have a lot to do!

Every mother has a holiday
Let him be the best.
Be happy and beautiful
The most experienced and strong!

Away with cooking, all cleaning,
Enough to sink in the wash!
Let the husband take care of the child
Mom needs to rest!

Let your children today
They say they love you
That there are no better mothers in the world,
That you are just a "superclass"!

I wish you to be happy
Gain strength quickly
To be affectionate and loved
Mother of your children!

Today is the holiday of mothers in the world,
Which means it's high time
Let go of all your worries
And have fun until the morning!

And what? Mothers also have
Take a break from diapers!
What then is their dad in life? !
After all, this is also their child!

I wish you all, moms,
Cool to light, at least once a year!
So that all dads are also dipped
In the hassle of a continuous series!

And so that when you come home
Your husband said so happily:
" Hooray! I'm finally free!
The child missed you!

I don't want to go crazy
After all, you have only one life.
So that when the children play pranks,
The hair fall hasn't started.

So that you do not want to howl like a wolf,
But only sincere love
Their children are darling.
Happy Mother's Day! Patience, courage.

May Mother's Day give
The magic of careless laziness
The embodiment of all desires
And more big money!

To rest more often
The head was light
Everything in the world succeeded
Perform for sure!

May Mother's Day give
More joyful moments
Will overwhelm with blessing,
Pure tenderness magical!

Let, to the envy of other everyday life,
This one will be life changing.
Inspiration will wake up
And make time for yourself!

Who does not sleep day or night
While the whole family is sleeping?
Who is wrinkled, gloomy, disheveled?
It's mommy friends!

Let life give a miracle
Proud of your generosity
And let it get for mom
An extra hour in the day!

All mothers always get up early:
They have a lot of cases from dawn to dawn.
They look like one monkey
What in the cartoon was babysitting a cart of children!

Tom needs porridge, and this one needs coffee,
Give the other bacon and steak.
And my mother is like that, she can go everywhere,
Just look at her and succeed everywhere!

Ah, dear mothers, there is a wonderful holiday
And we want to congratulate you today.
Let the whole life be interesting, like in a movie,
And in children - joy and happiness are all in them!

Mother's day is knocking on the door -
May he bring joy
And for many weeks
Let's get rid of the hassle!

Let comfort settle in the house,
Inspiration wakes up
And help you relax
Even on cloudy days.

Throw happiness on the threshold
And luck will add up there,
There will be a whole world at your feet -
Whether you want it or not!

"I don't want" and "no, I won't"
Your day begins
In the turmoil, early in the morning
Hear the screams from the children!

All toys scattered
And chaos is everywhere
How to distinguish yourself
Time, even for five minutes?

But today is a legal day
Has come, and we can
All problems and worries
Hide in the corners.

Let there be enough time
At least sometimes
And let them shine with joy
Mother's eyes.

Let the family inspire us
Let ringing laughter radiate
Let the kids flourish
And long live success!

May Mother's day bring
A cycle of great accomplishments
Step to new joys
No hassle or stress.

Being a mom is hard work
Let it pay off with interest:
Let the nerves not give up
And behave with dignity!



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