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With my mother it is always easy for me,
The house with her is warm and light.
heartfelt conversations,
Important for our mothers
I need to start more often
Take their advice
And argue less with them,
And not to argue at all.
We wish you wisdom
And do without difficulties.

Mom, happy holiday, dear!
I love you the most!
On an autumn day I wish
In the furnace of bright fire
Delicious pies and bread
In a house of complete cleanliness,
And a cloudless sky
The sun is clear, like you!
Just no way, mommy,
I cannot wish
So that an obedient son
You managed to educate!

Who always wipes snot,
Makes the best soup ever?
Erases, washes, cleans
And loves your cheerful laugh?
And even loves your tears
That you pour often for no reason,
Will pull the goat out of the nose,
Going to the store for bread?
All this dear mother,
You are more beautiful, brighter than all the lights!
On Mother's Day we wish
Good health and strength!

Mother's Day is long overdue
Give out medals
To all those who from night to morning
Can't sleep for a long time.
At first, just because
That the little one does not sleep:
Then give him milk
That throat hurts!
Well, then mom is waiting
From the kid's party.
He might crawl drunk
In the pockets - not a penny!
We grow up, mother grows old.
Give her warmth!
We want to wish all mothers
Patience and love!

All the kids are quiet today.
Today is a special day.
Today Sasha and Svetka
They try to overcome laziness.
So that moms even a day
You could rest completely
After all, today is Mother's Day
Celebrates the whole country!
Our dear mothers
We wish you from the bottom of our hearts
So that every day you become more beautiful,
Though for us you are always good!
Forget for today
About all your problems!
You can calmly today
Think of yourself!
Visit SPA, pedicure, manicure,
Go to the hairdresser too
Buy a haute couture outfit
Sit with friends in a cafe!
Rock out today to the fullest!
Because tomorrow will start again
Ironing, laundry, cleaning,
You have to stand at the stove...
But don't be upset
After all, you are responsible for us!
Congratulations today
Your beloved children!

Kindness, awe and care
Everything is in you and forever.
Spoon of soup and compote,
A bowl of porridge is expensive.
We know in difficult times
You are able to help us.
And a closed cabin
Crush the water in a mortar.
You're breaking mountains for us
Put the world on your chest.
Let the mental shutters
Tie together like knots.

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child, he pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, I lost my portfolio,
Checked the door for strength!

He stomped around the apartment in boots
And smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: "Crocodile!"

I'm being rude
And a couch crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!

mother's day once
Appointed golden in autumn,
To wrap the sons
Mom in down scarves!

Well, mommy? Did I torture you?
Walking, partying, failing?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger that is growing quietly!

He will avenge all your sorrows
He will give a light so much that, well, well ...
Your granddaughter, so meek at first,
Will arrange a local war for the pope.

On Mother's Day I will congratulate you quietly,
I want to enjoy completely
That spectacle when the granddaughter famously
I will be defeated in a small war!

Mother's Day is a good opportunity to express your feelings to your loved one. Mom, thank you for the excessive care and excessive vigilance! If the love of children was put up for auction, then yours would become the most expensive lot. But I will never refuse such wealth! I wish you to remain damn attractive and have angelic patience!

My amazing and cheerful mother, I wish you to be mistaken for my sister in the future. However, I want to wish myself that my fans do not look at you too much. And both of us can only wish to continue to be the same bosom friends and also have fun spending the weekend together, as now!

I know that I'm not a gift
I'm a surprise, whatever one may say:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot ahead.

Only you, dear mother,
Believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith
I am satisfied and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy Mother's Day!
I can add one thing:
For you I will give my life.

You are the charm
Life is a sweet creature!
Patient and smart
And beautiful and slim!
Also, you are a super mom.
Cool lady friend!

I wish you this important holiday,
So that your character is brave,
So that the child is a miracle fidget
Always listening to your conversations!

I wish you endless beauty
To you, girlfriend, in the universe!
Happy Mother's Day! Stay the best
And don't be shy to be happy!

Let the children, girlfriend, do not get sick,
Husband loves more every day
Faith and love warm the heart
Your house is protected from quarrels and cold.

Dear friend! Manage to be in several places at the same time, take care of family members and stay cute and beautiful! In general, be a great mom, which you are! Happy Mother's Day!

Let the white kids not bring to the knee
Your tricks every day.
Don't let them drive you crazy
And the nerves will be like flint.

Happy Mother's Day, dear!
Girlfriend, everything will be fine.
Let no sadness disturb
And let it be clear and warm in the soul.

Today is not an easy day
And some gold
Congratulations to all mothers
And we wish them good health!

So that mothers do not grow old,
And over the years younger
To be next to us
Lived in happiness and contentment!

To sparkle with happiness,
And to make this day last!

I want to congratulate you, mom
You will always be the best
I love and respect you
And there's only one thing I know for sure

That only mother will not betray,
And give a helping hand
I wish you health
And congratulations on a wonderful day!

The most dear, dear person,
Knows the answer to all questions.
Dear mother, please forgive us.
More smiles, less sadness.

May your soul be calm
Be in the mood, be happy with everything.
May all dreams come true
Plans will come true, even global ones.

My mother, my dear,
You are important to me, you know.
Without you, there would be no me...
I love you, my good one!

You will always support and help
You can scold me too...
All this is for the cause, I do not argue,
I congratulate you again!

Happy mother's day, I congratulate you
I will send my wish.

I want my mom to smile
To never be sad in life
So that you always succeed,
So that you do not know that there is trouble.

On mother's day, my love, I wish
May you stay like this forever!
I dedicate these lines to you
Beautiful mother, tender and dear!

Who is the closest person in life?
Who will not leave, will not betray forever?
Who will help on the path of life,
Not letting you fall, but leading by the hand?

Of course, our dear mother
She is dearer to us and closer not to be seen.
Happy Mother's Day we congratulate you
After all, you live in the world of all loving us more strongly!

Happy Mother's Day, my dear!
I want to kiss you!
With all my heart of great happiness,
You, mommy, wish!

Let life be beautiful, easy,
Enough strength for everything!
So that all your dreams, desires -
You were able to bring it to life!

On mother's day I wish you
My own mother,
Live a vibrant life prospering
Always hoping and loving

To make your eyes shine
So that you smile more often
And to give strength
Your beautiful dreams!

When I remember my mother
Not so problems press shoulders.
I only think of my mother
Life is immediately much easier.

I love my mother with all my heart
And I will take care of her with all my might.
I hasten to congratulate her on the holiday
And wish her to live as long as possible!

Who is the most precious person in the world?
Who loves and cares for us?
It's mom! Waiting for us to meet
Tenderness surrounds us.

Give us so much affection
So much joy and warmth.
And thank you mom
What in the world did you give birth to!

My first cry made you happy
For the rest, forgive me.
I boldly confess to you on Mother's Day:
There is no one like you, my dear.

I want to wish you health
And many happy summers.
And I just want to remind you
How much I love you!

Our most important person
You gave us life
In exchange for this wonderful gift
Didn't ask for payment.

On Mother's Day we hurry you
Congratulate with all my heart
Be happy and be forever
Our very own.

I wish my mother
Lots of gifts from friends.
Let them bring a cake for tea,
And Maserati is more powerful.

An iPhone won't hurt either.
Or a million dollars.
Let smiles take with you
And there will be a freak holiday.

CHOOSE THE NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY


Funny and comic congratulations on mother's day



Funny sms congratulations on mother's day

The best mothers in this world
We want to congratulate you on this day!
Send sms!
Happy Holidays Mom!

Give her a gift
And a bunch of fun!
Kisses and hugs
Gently press to your heart!

Mom is not sweeter, more expensive,
No one can do without her!
Moms! you in this world
Congratulations to your children!



Comic sms congratulations on mother's day

You are my friend and adviser
And just a nice guy.
There are children all stubborn,
But their mothers run them.

Thank you mom for your support
And I don't want to linger now
I'll send congratulations soon -
An essay for a dear mother!



Funny poems for mother's day

I know that I'm not a gift
I'm a surprise, whatever one may say:
Made a lot of blots
There will be a lot ahead.

Only you, dear mother,
Believe in your daughter, as always.
You are stubborn in your faith
I am satisfied and proud.

I want to congratulate you
Happy Mother's Day!
I can add one thing:
For you I will give my life.



Funny sms congratulations on mother's day

The most delicious cake in the world
And cutlets, and compote -
Only my mother
The sweetest of people.

I hasten to congratulate you on the holiday,
Leave congratulations.
Neighbors have roses narva,
And I will give them to you!


Cool congratulations on mother's day

We wanted to congratulate you
And they began to think - what to say?
Such a lovely sweet mother
What lines to write?

Whatever you say, it won't be enough.
Though it will be nice, but not that.
After all, you are such a mother,
With which the sky is on the shoulder!

With which the sea is knee-deep,
With which it is simple and easy!
Mommy, you are our dear,
We love you dearly.

We want you to be beautiful
Live happily, sleep peacefully,
Health so as not to knock down
And don't care about problems!



Short funny and comic congratulations on mother's day

Today is a holiday, mom,
Mother's Day, your day!
I want to say a lot
Good words to you.

I want to smile
Your smile is class!
Worried less
And made us happy!



Comic congratulations on mother's day

Yes, of course, I'm not an angel.
As a child, he pooped, cried a lot,
I slept at school, I lost my portfolio,
Checked the door for strength!

He stomped around the apartment in boots
And smoked secretly in the toilet.
And he brought the girls -
You whispered: "Crocodile!"

I'm being rude
And a couch crusher.
But I still love you
Even though I rarely say it!

mother's day once
Appointed golden in autumn,
To wrap the sons
Mom in down scarves!

CHOOSE THE NAME OF THE BIRTHDAY


Funny and funny congratulations on mother's day in verse



Funny sms congratulations on mother's day

They said that we are the first?
(After all, our childhood was paradise!)
Of course, immediately - the word "mother",
And right after - "Mom, give!"

On Mother's Day I will say: Dear!
Let it be my turn now
Give you everything you dream of
And thank you!

And you can even break away:
To be capricious, to sort out -
Mommy, don't be shy!
Let's make dreams come true!



Funny sms congratulations on mother's day

There will be no drama in my verse:
With a smile, I wish my mother
Love, health, happiness, friendship, -
Anyone really needs this.

But mom is not "any"
She is always in your heart with you.
Always hug, calm,
Set up in a positive way!



Funny and funny poems for mother's day

Congratulations dear moms
Happy holiday!
On this day your love
We will multiply to you!

We wish you much happiness
peace, beauty,
To come true daily
Best dreams!

To be in a good mood
You went to work
Never lost to her
Joy and hunting!



Congratulations on mother's day are cool

You wash dishes for me
You clean and you cook.
Forgive me for being lazy at times
Today you are not my floors!

I'll take a bucket with a mop boldly,
And I will wash the floor skillfully.
After all, you have a holiday, mommy,
I love you with all my heart!

Humorous congratulations on mother's day

My best friend
My teacher is the first
Children are often naughty
Children are getting on their nerves.

But your patience cup
I won't overfill
On Mother's Day I wish you happiness
And more - health!



Funny Poems Happy Mother's Day

Well, mommy? Did I torture you?
Walking, partying, failing?
For this most extreme case
There is an avenger that is growing quietly!

He will avenge all your sorrows
He will give a light so much that, well, well ...
Your granddaughter, so meek at first,
Will arrange a local war for the pope.

On Mother's Day I will congratulate you quietly,
I want to enjoy completely
That spectacle when the granddaughter famously
I will be defeated in a small war!



Funny Mother's Day Poems

Mom is the best friend
I trust her with all my secrets.
Yesterday I broke a mug
And she didn't even hide it!

And today, on Mother's Day,
I will help not pretend -
And household chores
We'll take a little.

chocolate chip cookie
Let's bake today urgently,
And funny congratulations
I'll read it to my mom for sure!



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